Recipe for a Sweet Life

Take one tender, sweet butch boi,
Add to hym one small glass of fine wine and stir until relaxed.

Fill hym with warm, fragrant foods,
Surround hym with candlelight and the perfume of flowers.

Undress hym; remove hys boots,
Lay hym on soft pillows and cover with fine silk to keep warm.

Relax hym under blue moonlight,
When ready, remove the silk and immerse hym in a hot bath.

Baste until you think hym ready,
A gentle pressing with your finger should be met without resistance.

Give hym sips of cool water.
Then remove and dry hym, always stroking toward hys heart.

Lay hym upon a fresh, soft bed
Put hys head upon your bosom and cover all with sweet linens.

Allow the whole to rest,
Stroke hym lovingly and whisper words of endearment and comfort.

Depending on the sweetness,
The mixture will begin to produce bubbles of joy and then intense heat.

Take care at this step,
The heat from this reaction often causes the linens to be thrown off.

If properly combined and handled,
An elastic body results that will keep its shape even when vigorously stirred.

Sufficient diligent attention
Is needed to eventually reduce the stiffened body into a soft relaxed mass.

Two layers now emerge,
After resting again, allow them to separate, then clean them thoroughly.

Sprinkle with haute couturier,
Then serve to family and friends with a side of good conversation.